Kick Puppies
Ok, the other day I was playing around with the options and other cool features that wordpress.com gave me for this blog page and such, and I found my blog stats. Well, one particular stat shows me what ‘keywords’ people type into Search Engines that may result in my website popping up and them clicking on the link (adding 1 to my number of hits).
And I sure find it interesting that the supreme leader in landing hits on this website through Search Engines is the term ‘puppy.’
W - T - F?
So far, here’s the list:
Terms People Used to Find Your Blog:
puppy dogs: 13
super puppies: 2
MISSING PUPPIES: 2
puppy high resolution background: 2
Puppy Dogs: 2
And then I have 7 TOTAL clicks from 7 terms unrelated to puppies:
(Obama, guess watch, sri lanka attack, Randy Moss Patriots, obama, bad f words)
All tied with 1 apiece (duh math).
Apparently, when people find my website on the internet from Search Engines, it’s from puppy dog lovers? MAN! I’ve posted so many random pieces of crap, and that one stupid picture of that hideous puppy dog is what’s driving me up the popularity charts.
So that’s why I might as well give them a surprise when they get here. Except for that one guy that found my website from searching ‘bullshit puppies,’ kudos to you, hope you found what you were lookin for.